how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what 

how does that work and where do i sign up 

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uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

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statics:

i swallowed your cum you can text me first

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