something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

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lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

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ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

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ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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blibblobblib:

Breakfast around the world

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kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

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explosm:

By @TheKrisWilson. Check out http://www.explosm.net/comics, I double dog dare you!

explosm:

By . Check out , I double dog dare you!

I got both my nipples pierced today. 👍

lolsomeone-actually:

brainoverbones:

My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.

this is amazing

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gaaraofsburbia:

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dynastylnoire:

STAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWP

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ellendegeneres:

Ellen remembers some of the amazing kids we’ve had on the show. Truly amazing.

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