I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

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dammitmat:

revolvermonkcelot:

friedcheesemogu:

I feel like I should reblog this every day.

me too

I’m hilariously bad at this and at holding a normal conversation so

dammitmat:

revolvermonkcelot:

friedcheesemogu:

I feel like I should reblog this every day.

me too

I’m hilariously bad at this and at holding a normal conversation so

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chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

image

What on earth where do these gifs even come from

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drakeshairline:

tequilaandtiramisu:

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

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fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

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Cut @666thchamber ‘s hair today. A little trim in prep for long metal hair. 

I’m always in need of models, so if you need a haircut, hit me up!!

Cut @666thchamber ‘s hair today. A little trim in prep for long metal hair.

I’m always in need of models, so if you need a haircut, hit me up!!

sushinfood:

tastefullyoffensive:

20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]

Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

The Crisp one was amazing to me until my Aussie friend spoke up and said AND IT GOES THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION IF YOU SAY PISS RACK.

(via dasistkrieg)

I didn’t want you
to only fuck me,
I wanted you to
love me.

But I didn’t know what to
convince you with
besides my body.

Hot Winds, Holy Thoughts | Lora Mathis (via glorious—headfuck)

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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